crappy new year

one wise man said carpe diem == seize the day. a wiser man said carpe scrotum== to heck with the day. another crappy year comes to an end. maybe my saddest so far. i m left with many unanswered questions.
how many of the ppl will actually have a happy new year? and how many of those billions of wishes flying out thick and fast these days have true feelings behind them? just another formality for the new age urban man? r we losing our identity? when the not so cool "natkhat nikhil" (whom i m dying to tell that the kool radio jockey thing isnt really working for him or for any of his partners like bubbly barkha or love ki peer deep,,, wt crap) on a hip fm radio tells me to make the last sunday of the year hot n happening, i really feel sorry for the identity of our society which we bargained for some more commercialization.
when will i get a latest hollywood release in english in my town?? so that i dont have to painfully watch the posters of i am legend renamed as MAIN ZINDA HUN. that doesnt even make sense. the magic of dailogues is ruthlessly massacred during the translation. another artistic renaming is KHATARNAAK LOG ==x men. the terrorizing scene in jurassic park where a dinosaur chases the jeep was amazingly translated to "BHAAGO BHAAGO, BADI CHIPKALI HAMARE PICHE HAI. BHAAGO". in bruce almighty jennifer aniston asks if her boobs got any bigger, that is translated to " DEKHO KYA MERI KAMAR PATLI HOYI HAI KYA? DEKHO NA?" . i am guessin what will they name the devil wears prada -" CHUDAIL NE PEHNE SUNDAR KAPDE" .maybe. god bless this country.
when will pakistan get a day free from bombardment?? when will federer win a french open?? when will modi lose?? when will i get financial freedom?? when will anu malik learn music?? when will cloning process be made public??when will sensex crash??when will the nostril of himesh open up??when will some1 watch the much anitcipated ongc i league?? when will vhp stop burning things??when will the broadband speeds in india match with those in japan??when will google stop being the coolest thing around??when will i stop worrying about the number of profile views i get??when will the 40% indians below poverty line have a happy new year??